30-day returns . Free Shipping
Bold, sarcastic, and unapologetically self‑aware — this tee says what your face already does. The front features a minimalist pink crown‑and‑warning icon, while the back delivers the full message: “⚠️ WARNING: May Appear Calm. Side Effects May Include Sarcasm, Setting Boundaries, Not Caring What People Think, and Leaving Without Explaining.”
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 64000, it’s crafted for comfort and confidence. The ultra‑soft ring‑spun cotton and modern unisex fit make it perfect for everyday wear or statement styling. Reinforced shoulders and a ribbed collar keep it looking sharp wash after wash.
Why you’ll love it:
-
Soft, lightweight fabric that feels amazing all day
-
Clean, modern fit that pairs with anything
-
Durable print that keeps your attitude bold
-
Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO‑TEX® certified for peace of mind
Fabric Details: 100% ring‑spun cotton (heathers include polyester blends). 4.5 oz fabric with tear‑away label for extra comfort.