{"product_id":"warning-may-appear-calm-black-softstyle-tee","title":"Warning: May Appear Calm – Black Softstyle Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBold, sarcastic, and unapologetically self‑aware — this tee says what your face already does. The front features a minimalist pink crown‑and‑warning icon, while the back delivers the full message: \u003cstrong\u003e“⚠️ WARNING: May Appear Calm. Side Effects May Include Sarcasm, Setting Boundaries, Not Caring What People Think, and Leaving Without Explaining.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePrinted on the Gildan Softstyle® 64000, it’s crafted for comfort and confidence. The ultra‑soft ring‑spun cotton and modern unisex fit make it perfect for everyday wear or statement styling. Reinforced shoulders and a ribbed collar keep it looking sharp wash after wash.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSoft, lightweight fabric that feels amazing all day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eClean, modern fit that pairs with anything\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDurable print that keeps your attitude bold\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eEthically sourced cotton and OEKO‑TEX® certified for peace of mind\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% ring‑spun cotton (heathers include polyester blends). 4.5 oz fabric with tear‑away label for extra comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48009236742365,"sku":"69640737041236443317","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48009236775133,"sku":"12960063695379930043","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48009236807901,"sku":"44944958030379341172","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48009236840669,"sku":"11716856947542289246","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48009236873437,"sku":"26636246161212185489","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48009236906205,"sku":"49856387772556167102","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0783\/9311\/4845\/files\/20260609230738-1f164580-2210-6848-a002-7ab285b2c36f.png?v=1781046661","url":"https:\/\/prettynsavage.shop\/products\/warning-may-appear-calm-black-softstyle-tee","provider":"Pretty N' Savage, LLC. ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}